How to save Hubble

by Tom Carroll

It appears the Hubble telescope is a dead man walking. So I tried to think of some innovative ways to save the best toy in space.

  • Tell “W” that we could use it to find Osama, or WMD.
  • Start a new X prize competition to save Hubble.
  • Let Burt Rutan take care of it
  • Mr. Gates, your private telescope is available
  • The Hubble Telescope brought to you by Wal-Mart “We are always looking for lower prices”